Tatiana and My Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

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March 8, 2009

It’s been a colossally crappy week for me for a variety reasons, from family stuff, to not having my favorite mittens in the snow,* to Adam working late and preparing to leave for two whole weeks,** to having to cancel Violet’s birthday*** party,**** because Mimi is illin’, and last but not least, to the Hoboken St. Patrick’s Day Parade generating a disgusting fraternity like atmosphere in our apartment building and a Seinfeldian parking nightmare — it’s not though, that we couldn’t find our car, it’s that WE COULD NOT FIND A PLACE TO PARK IT! So a big eff you to the last 10 days.*****

There were however, some interesting TV developments.

American Idol

What is going on with Idol? Maybe I am overly influenced by Slezak over at ew.com, but this season is whack. It is the opposite of a molten hot lava bomb, wait, that actually doesn’t sound like a good thing. Suffice it to say, it’s been sucking and for a variety of reasons.

A) Kara. She is useless. She isn’t dissenting or smart. She’s just another seal clapper, who adds nothing. Her constant talk of how “commercial” an artist could be, is off-putting. I’m not naive. I know that they want a whole package deal, but nobody would have looked at David Cook with his bad hair and dorky sweater vests a year ago and called him commercially viable. Carrie Underwood had a perm! Picking Jasmine Murray over Felicia Barton for the wild card (and ultimately the top 13), because of her pretty face, is just cynical. Let’s keep it a singing competition and see where we end up, k?

B) Simon. He’s just being a jerk this year and I’m usually a Simon fan. He seems unhappy to be there and irritated by the show. Come to think of it, maybe he’s just like me, waiting for the real Idol to please stand up, please stand up.

C) Season 8 of weird homophobic sexual innuendo between Ryan and Simon is about 8 seasons too many, especially when they drag the contestants into it.

D) Tatiana Del Toro. Clearly the judges knew who they wanted to advance to the Top 13 and they didn’t want to make it difficult for themselves, so they gave crazy Tati the wild card, with her fake accent and kneeling before the judges, just so they could mock her and bat her around a little more. It wasn’t funny the first 5 times. They chose her, because they didn’t want their minds changed by giving a real talent with a real chance of advancing, another shot. Idol is off the rails, yo. What!?

Lost

Make no mistake, I am not usually a Lost prognosticator. I don’t see or look up most of the Easter eggs. I remember much of the mythology very haphazardly and primarily I watch for the characters, which is how I came up with this thought: Sawyer is the most genuine character on the show.

I am generally a Jack fan, but during this week’s episode, “LeFleur,” it occurred to me that Sawyer loves and is loyal because he does and he is. It’s not because the Island is telling him to, like Locke, or because his own screwed-up life has made him feel that he must protect at all costs, like Jack. He is just a good man. Yes, he was a con man and we still have to see what lengths he goes to in order to keep his new Dharma life with Juliet, but I think his good heart will win out in the end.

I’m not over Jack, I’m just taking a longer look at Sawyer.

ER

Returning castmemberpalooza has been awesome. Loved seeing Morgenstern. George Clooney next week will no doubt send me into palpitations, but the Carter and Benton reunion? That’s the good stuff. As unwilling mentor and student, they had great, roller coaster chemistry. That is a friendship I can’t wait to revisit.

I’m out. I’m getting some sort of weird-weather cold. When will the bad juju stop? Time to watch Friday Night Lights. Will I recap? Who the hell knows.

*
I found them today, when it was 65 degrees. Thanks Random Spiritual Guide, in whom I only marginally believe in as it is!
** He’ll be doing Project M in Maine for two weeks, which gets a big WOOT WOOT! I am so proud of him. We’ll miss you, baby.
*** I can’t believe my sweet little girl is going to be 3. Where is all the time going?
**** On a positive note, many excellent baked goods left over. My friend Joanne Laurie, made the most amazing Angelina Ballerina cake (see photo). She’s the Martha Stewart of Hoboken, so look her up the next time you need cake or cupcakes.
***** On another positive note, my in-laws came to visit. That was lovely.

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