I Am A Man

Tami’s right: Those Dillon boosters are sinister. I actually worried that Buddy was going to physically intimidate her. And the mayor threatened her! It looks like Tami is going to lose the Jumbotron money, and she gets a public town meeting in a few weeks to seal the deal. Even our good Coach isn’t feeling Tami on this one. I am though, Tami. I’m here for you.

All of this over football! Yes, I know what the show is about. But these kids all need so much more than a Jumbotron. Like, how about a grown-up adult person for Saracen? One that isn’t his coach or his ailing grandmother.

This poor kid. Grandma Saracen won’t take her blood pressure pills and is descending further into dementia. Saracen’s options are to put her in a home or become an emancipated minor and assume guardianship of his guardian. Alone and scared, Saracen is reduced to kicking boxes behind the Applebee’s in frustration. I wanted his conversation with Julie to be so much more. I wanted her to give him all the answers, not just make a not-funny joke, then I remembered that they are teenagers on Friday Night Lights, not Dawson’s Creek, and teenagers don’t have the big answers. They just have awkward conversations.

Later in the episode Saracen and Julie share some longing glances. I’m guessing a reunion and Julie’s FIRST TIME* are coming up.

After a very dear conversation with Grandma Saracen, where she tells him what a sweet boy he is, and he really is, Saracen goes to his never before seen mother and asks her to sign the emancipation papers. I wanted to punch her in the face. She has her pretty little bohemian house, not even a night’s drive from Saracen, and yet, he is so totally alone. He’s a heart-breaker.

In other heart-breaker news, Riggins ate raw pigeon and mumbled a lot at a dinner with Lyla, Buddy and the McCoys. Hello, Maggie O’Connell! Prior to this, we learned that Riggins can Google and that Oklahoma State is interested in recruiting him. Seriously? He’s a 20-year-old high school senior, with a refillable prescription for Suprax and a drinking problem. Even if he were the greatest football player in the world, are we really thinking Riggins is college-bound?

I did enjoy Lyla’s comment when Riggins tried to defend his sartorial skills, “you only know how to put on a plaid shirt and button one button.”

I find this all a little played. The angry father — Buddy really needs to get a life — the uptown girl with the downtown boy, it’s been done a lot. They have good chem though, so I’m happy to wait and see what happens.

When Tyra wasn’t sitting around Riggins’ house waiting for her sister and Billy to finish “humping,” she was running for class president on a ‘get laid at prom’ platform. This of course totally worked, but there would be no gloating. Tami told Tyra to find some self-respect if she wanted Mrs. T’s help. As much as I think Tyra wants good things for her life and respects Tami’s opinion, I also think Tyra is going to do what she needs to do. I don’t expect her to change much.

Smash manned-up this week and got over his fear of getting annihilated on the football field. In classic Coach Taylor fashion, there was no hugging or belabored counsel, just an admonition to get over it and grow up. Loved Coach’s interaction with Smash’s family. He has a walk-on with Texas A&M in two weeks and my fingers are crossed for him. I want something good to happen.

In blogging news, I am going to ruminate about Obama Day a bit. Also, my Top 5 — or maybe 10 — TV shows of all time.

* For a lesson on how to have the sex talk with your kid or just a master class on how to write the perfect TV script, see last season’s episode “I Think We Should Have Sex.” It’s available to watch on NBC and it earned Connie Britton an Emmy. Oh wait, no it didn’t. It should have though. Times a million.